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06-27-2026, 02:41 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,787
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Tree Falls in Front of Car
Malaysia. she has the reaction time of a sloth imo.
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06-27-2026, 03:45 AM
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Re: Tree Falls in Front of Car
Well, it seems that trees have declared total war on mankind. Hopefully they'll bark before attacking. |
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06-27-2026, 04:36 AM
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Re: Tree Falls in Front of Car
God, I'm glad i never had kids.
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06-27-2026, 05:38 AM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:405 The external genitalia are that of a normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 3,012
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Re: Tree Falls in Front of Car
I have also never kept an orgasm as a pet.  |
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06-27-2026, 01:19 PM
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Re: Tree Falls in Front of Car
Nice Kelly!!  …and doesn’t know enough to back up and drive around. I’m actually surprised that she wasn’t struck from behind by a speeding cement truck.  |
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06-30-2026, 02:12 AM
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Re: Tree Falls in Front of Car
I had kids. But I sold them all to the Gypsies. Now they are living with the "Carny Folk"!  |
