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Idiot
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Re: Tis the Season...

Thank God my bike doesn't have a built-in nutcracker.
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Suite!
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Good thing the road was wet!
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This has got to be the slowest reaction time ever. How about swerving to the right or to the left?
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Re: Tis the Season...

Reminds me of the old joke about the couple checking in to a hotel on their wedding night.

Clerk to bride: "Would you like the bridal suite?"

Bride response: "No thanks, I will just hold on to his ears until I get used to it".
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Clerk to Bride: "Do you want the bridal suite?"


Groom: "Naw, that's OK. She's already stump broke!"
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Hopefully he cant procreate


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