[William May]

Originally Posted by rockettemorton ↗

They make their firecrackers pretty damn potent in China.

Not as potent as the turds in the sewer. I bet they looked like little submarines floating around in there, with bubbles flowing off their shiny brown skin as they navigated the flow of greasy brown water. Then the lightning from overhead, and all the methane goes BOOM, and the next thing you know, the subs are all beached on the roadside!


Should make those kids pick up all the turns on the pavement!