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06-27-2014, 07:04 AM
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Speeding Car Rear-ends Waiting Cars
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06-27-2014, 09:39 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:284 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,550 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 554 Post(s)
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Re: Speeding Car Rear-ends Waiting Cars
My guesses: Heart-attack. Fell asleep at the wheel. Diabetic coma. Stroke. Drugs of some kind. Alcohol. Foot suddenly turned into lead. The gerbil from the previous night wasn't dead yet and made a daring attempt at escape. |
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06-27-2014, 10:43 AM
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Re: Speeding Car Rear-ends Waiting Cars
the last one--- definitely the last one. Gerbils--the #1 cause of highway crashes  .
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06-27-2014, 07:53 PM
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Re: Speeding Car Rear-ends Waiting Cars
Suicidal Homicidal Mechanical failure Mistook the gas for the brake Texting Road head Bee or spider in car causing driver to freak out Driver momentarily forgot hot to drive like Gabe Kaplan in Nobody's Perfekt |
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06-28-2014, 01:10 AM
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Re: Speeding Car Rear-ends Waiting Cars
yup, drunk. three ended up in the hospital. 8 cars damaged |
