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Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

He was left with serious injuries.
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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

You are supposed to do your landing INTO the wind. If you look at the big windsock, he landed DOWNWIND instead of UPWIND.
The wind sock is so big so that you can see it while setting up your landing, and choose the proper direction for your landing. (In case the wind veers off during your jump, from what it was when you took off in the airplane.)
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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

apparently, he thought he knew it all, including mind over gravity.
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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

Death is a pretty serious injury alright innit
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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

i bet some joints were dislocated/broken
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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

He had no flare for a downwind landing

In spite of that, I did enjoy the clip!

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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

I'm curious as to what the more proper sentence structure would be?
Is it "Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up" or
"Parachutist Fucks Up His Landing" ?
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Re: Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up

I'm curious as to what the more proper sentence structure would be?
Is it "Parachutist Fucks His Landing Up" or
"Parachutist Fucks Up His Landing" ?
The second one. The first has a dangling participle, upon which grammarians frown. (just like that!)
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