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07-11-2026, 10:13 AM
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Mobile Phone Launched when Guy on Scooter Hits a Car Head-on
I hope it broke.
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07-11-2026, 10:46 AM
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Re: Mobile Phone Launched when Guy on Scooter Hits a Car Head-on
FFS  You’re driving a motor vehicle of some sort. Put that phuking fone in your pocket.  |
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07-11-2026, 11:06 AM
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Re: Mobile Phone Launched when Guy on Scooter Hits a Car Head-on
I'd say 'smart' phones are contributing to natural selection, but considering that everyone and their fucking dog has to have one nowadays just to EXIST, it feels like their potential helpful impact in that manner will be lost, signal-in-noise.
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07-11-2026, 11:26 PM
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Re: Mobile Phone Launched when Guy on Scooter Hits a Car Head-on
If I was that car driver, I would have done a dance ALL OVER THAT PHONE, in the guise of trying to assist in any way possible.
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07-12-2026, 10:05 PM
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Re: Mobile Phone Launched when Guy on Scooter Hits a Car Head-on
“4-3-2-1 Houston we have lift off. The phone has launched. I repeat the phone has successfully launched. “Roger, Roger. What’s our clearance Clarence?”
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07-12-2026, 10:23 PM
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Re: Mobile Phone Launched when Guy on Scooter Hits a Car Head-on
ya, shove it up his ass
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