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11-30-2020, 04:41 AM
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Maybe when I Run Across the Street Real Fast Nothing Will Hit Me
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11-30-2020, 06:59 PM
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Re: Maybe when I Run Across the Street Real Fast Nothing Will Hit Me
He's thinking: "CRAP!! This keeps happening to me! I run fast, I get hit! I walk slow, I get hit! What's wrong with the world?!?!" Oh, well, at least it wasn't that chick named "Laurie"! |
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11-30-2020, 10:24 PM
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Re: Maybe when I Run Across the Street Real Fast Nothing Will Hit Me
I guess the other motorists have places to go and people to see.  No time to stop and be a human being.
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12-01-2020, 12:20 AM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:120 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,161
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Re: Maybe when I Run Across the Street Real Fast Nothing Will Hit Me
He was asking for it running in the road like that...and took someone down with him  Darwin award for him! |
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12-01-2020, 04:15 PM
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Re: Maybe when I Run Across the Street Real Fast Nothing Will Hit Me
Squirrels try that all the time, doesn't work for them either. |
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12-03-2020, 09:45 PM
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Re: Maybe when I Run Across the Street Real Fast Nothing Will Hit Me
Is it just me or does it look like he wasn't even looking the direction where traffic was coming?
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