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11-28-2021, 03:46 PM
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Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
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#2
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11-28-2021, 03:57 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:670 Male Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,292 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 349 Post(s)
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
What did he think was gonna happen |
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#3
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11-28-2021, 04:00 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:97 Male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,694 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 10568 Post(s)
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
Fucking idiot. Every single person on the scene was entitled to slap this dumbass upside the head. ....and if you're going to moon us, at least write "Documenting" on the left cheek and "Reality" on the right cheek in black magic marker....or better yet, in feces. I bet you a million Salvadorean colones that that would become the next masthead for the website  .
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#4
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11-28-2021, 04:17 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,455 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6077 Post(s)
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
This doesn't belong in the death section. He obviously didn't die from a crushed hand.
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#5
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11-28-2021, 04:50 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:390 Probably Male. Who knows really? Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 3,074
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
Dumbass thought he was on an elevator apparently.  |
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#6
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11-28-2021, 04:52 PM
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
He probably thought there was something like on an elevator, where you stick your hand in it, and it opens back up.
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#7
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11-28-2021, 04:54 PM
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
Maybe move it to the "Fails" section?
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#9
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11-28-2021, 05:27 PM
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
If he is left-handed, he won't be able to masturbate. This might be a death sentence for some people. So I understand why it was posted in this section.
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#10
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11-28-2021, 05:42 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:440 I identify as Dovahkiin. Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 2,592
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Re: Man Sticks Arm in a Closing Automated Gate
I never trust elevator sensors thanks to this site lol.
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