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● 03-23-2025, 02:28 AM
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

In Moscow, near the Shchyolkovsky bus station, a car hit a man who had arrived from Kaluga. As it turned out, the victim was an investigator who was in the capital on a business trip.

The young man suffered broken arms and legs, but fortunately survived. He is currently in hospital, where he is receiving the necessary assistance.
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

Nearly Pancake Day for him!
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

Sell him his report back, at $10 per page. It's dangerous snooping around in traffic, trying to find missing pages. Perhaps he should have had it spiral bound.
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

actually the title was wrong .. edited
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

As it turned out, the victim was an investigator who was in the capital on a business trip.
Not the most observant investigator I've seen.
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

Sell him his report back, at $10 per page. It's dangerous snooping around in traffic, trying to find missing pages. Perhaps he should have had it spiral bound.
Just charge him with littering and exceeding the speed limit.
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

That was a hell of an impact to live through. I’ve got a mental image of him in traction with his head bandaged in addition to both arms and both legs in casts elevated by cables.

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That was a hell of an impact to live through. I’ve got a mental image of him in traction with his head bandaged in addition to both arms and both legs in casts elevated by cables.

And being deliberately tickled by the kittens of the hospital ward "comfort team", who are now all congregated in his room.
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Re: Man Gets A Surprise

That was a hell of an impact to live through. I’ve got a mental image of him in traction with his head bandaged in addition to both arms and both legs in casts elevated by cables.

And being deliberately tickled by the kittens of the hospital ward "comfort team", who are now all congregated in his room.


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