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07-11-2026, 11:01 AM
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Re: Kid Gets a Glass Shattering Experience
Excerpt from an old Don Martin Mad Magazine funny, about a high-note opera singer known for breaking wine glasses, who couldn't get a cab after his show and finally got pissed off enough to use his gift off-stage, downtown among the skyscrapers. ".... So he planted both his feet, in the middle of the street, And let loose a call to shake the heavens high. (TAXI!!!!!) But that high-pitched note, alas, hit those buildings made of glass, Which could not stand the fury of his cry. It was Freen, Freen, Freen! The curtain's down, you've played your final scene. How our hearts will fill with sorrow, when they sweep you up tomorrow, But we never will forget you, Arthur Freen." |