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09-03-2025, 08:34 PM
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I remember a story from one of my old car books. Some farmer bought a Maxwell automobile, brand new. The next day, when he crank-started it, it ran him over and broke his neck and paralyzed him. It doesn't say if he died or not, but typically, people who were paralyzed from the neck down normally survived only about a week, at best. I think Patton only lasted about 10 days after his neck was broken in 1945.
Definitely a Patton emerging there.
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Definitely a Patton emerging there.
Ha! Ha! I GOT that! Yeah, but Patton wasn't run over by a Maxwell.
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Oh yes, remove the crush victim from the crush before paramedics arrive. Ensure his demise.
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I wonder what his actual IQ is?
Probably like -78!
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Sooooo you thought through sheer force of will you could stop it!?
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09-23-2025, 06:34 PM
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How many gallons to the mile do those things get?


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