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07-21-2025, 05:16 AM
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Guy on Jet Ski Hits a Tour Boat and Dies
In the Republic of Bashkortostan a 34-year-old man was speeding over the waves on a jet ski. The man from Ufa came to the village of Zelenaya Polyana and decided to ride a jet ski on the surface of Lake Bannoe. He did not have a license to operate the jet ski and at some point, he rammed into a tour boat. He died before the ambulance arrived. No one else was injured.
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07-21-2025, 07:42 AM
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Re: Guy on Jet Ski Hits a Tour Boat and Dies
As he hit the tour boat, the man from Ufa said "OOFA!".
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07-22-2025, 04:50 AM
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Re: Guy on Jet Ski Hits a Tour Boat and Dies
Well I've learned some new geography today, never heard of any of those places before  |
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07-22-2025, 12:04 PM
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Re: Guy on Jet Ski Hits a Tour Boat and Dies
There was a cute girl on the boat that dead guy wanted to show off for.  Only one boat in the vicinity and he had enough smarts to run into it.  |
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07-22-2025, 09:35 PM
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Re: Guy on Jet Ski Hits a Tour Boat and Dies
It's traditional in Bushsnortishgabastan for them to greet arriving boats like that. It goes back HUNDREDS of years, when they used to have to PUSH boats together by hand, because they had no jet-skis. All they had was Pole-skis!  |
