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06-28-2026, 10:26 AM
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Guy on Balcony Buys Ice from Vendor Goes Wrong
India. Spotting a street vendor passing by, a man decided to buy an ice cream cone. Rather than walking downstairs, he tried to complete the transaction directly from his first-floor balcony. The vendor stood on a slightly raised platform and stretched upward to hand over the ice cream. As the man leaned dangerously far over the balcony railing to reach it, he lost his center of gravity and plunged straight down onto the concrete road. The sudden fall triggered immediate panic among family members and neighbors. Onlookers and relatives rushed to the spot right away and transported him to the hospital for emergency medical care. He is currently in stable condition. |
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06-28-2026, 12:12 PM
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Re: Guy on Balcony Buys Ice from Vendor Goes Wrong
Guy should carry a broom handle with a wire ring on it, for 2nd story balcony customers. Anyway, the ice cream guy got the money, so he's fine!  |
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06-28-2026, 12:50 PM
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Re: Guy on Balcony Buys Ice from Vendor Goes Wrong
When I saw "buys ice" I thought there was going to be shady business involved  Although for him to fall like that, it must not have been his first cone of the day  |
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06-29-2026, 10:22 AM
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Re: Guy on Balcony Buys Ice from Vendor Goes Wrong
Just put some ice on it, he’ll be fine. Oh, and charge him for the ice, of course.
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06-30-2026, 02:01 AM
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Re: Guy on Balcony Buys Ice from Vendor Goes Wrong
THAT'S the spirit!!! |
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07-03-2026, 12:47 AM
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Re: Guy on Balcony Buys Ice from Vendor Goes Wrong
He’ll be eating a lot of ice cream in the hospital.
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