[BizzaroDeathPoop]

Russia, old man, instant death. :yous illy

[Steve]

Looks alive to me.

[mothmon]

Amazing, he's alive. What a surprise. Nice to see a happy ending that doesn't involve an expert tugjob in a massage parlor.

[type00rev]

Damn! Lucky to be alive. One more step and he you have met his maker. Looks like he got clipped and flipped by the side view mirror.

[Martano666]

Originally Posted by BizzaroDeathPoop ↗

Russia, old man, instant death. :yous illy

Instant death? Not quite. He's gonna walk away from it. Looked like the mirror is all that actually clipped him. He ran in to the car.

[BizzaroDeathPoop]

Wow, NO ONE gets all the smileys and THE MIDDLE FINGER!!! Yeah, ya'll are too blind and prickly to see a joke.

[Emperor Wang]

That supid old cunt, doesnt he realise not only his he too old and slow to cross there ( esp with blocked view ) BUT most importantly that he has made those good people late by a few mins for whatever they were going to do. I said this before in a different thread so i'll say it again here, old people should just DIE, simple.

[owlarch]

His shoe was propelled to light speed before hitting the windshield.

[Desensitisation]

Stupid old geezer. Gets to live another day with a headache for his efforts though. Might knock the Alzheimer's out of his brain for a bit...

[kellyhound]

Now that was dumb