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07-29-2026, 05:48 PM
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Female Pedestrian Hit by Flying Mattress
Ecuador.
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07-29-2026, 07:01 PM
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Re: Female Pedestrian Hit by Flying Mattress
We need Arnie to deliver a one liner right about now. She is dead tired. She’s gonna have a king size headache etc etc |
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07-30-2026, 09:42 PM
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Re: Female Pedestrian Hit by Flying Mattress
Bedder luck on your next walk. The victim later released a blanket statement saying, flying mattresses are not the future. They are all dangerous. Therefore, all flying mattresses should be banned.
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08-01-2026, 07:17 PM
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Re: Female Pedestrian Hit by Flying Mattress
Looks like a mattress AND a box spring…   |
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08-02-2026, 01:07 AM
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Re: Female Pedestrian Hit by Flying Mattress
Well, they TRADITIONALLY arrive together, after all!  |
