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Non Safety observation
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Re: The Evil Machine

They probably just dumped his brain out of the helmet for a quick cleanup.
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03-05-2024, 02:31 AM
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I wanted to see the end product.
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03-05-2024, 04:42 AM
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The machine all pissed off -
"DOES THIS LOOK UP TO SPECIFICATION TO YOU? SEE THAT? PERFECT!"
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03-05-2024, 05:12 AM
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Investigators are conducting an inspection after an emergency at an enterprise in Monchegorsk. On February 27, an industrial site worker was crushed under a structure for cutting a natural mineral.

“An employee born in 1995 was injured and was hospitalized,” the Investigative Committee of the Investigative Committee of the region clarified.
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Investigators are conducting an inspection after an emergency at an enterprise in Monchegorsk. On February 27, an industrial site worker was crushed under a structure for cutting a natural mineral.

“An employee born in 1995 was injured and was hospitalized,” the Investigative Committee of the Investigative Committee of the region clarified.
Hospitalized That guys gotta be fucken dead.
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Hospitalized That guys gotta be fucken dead.
He was wearing a helmet, which we all know are magic!

He survived, although now he's pretty narrow minded.
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His friends stated that he was a believer in the "Flat Earth Theory"
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But did he hear the crunch?
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