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03-27-2024, 10:04 AM
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Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof She fell 4-6 meters onto the concrete floor while trying to do (chores)? .. This occurred in Turkey. More specifically, in Kula district of Manisa. She died in the hospital where she was taken. Hapenned 18 September 2021. |
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03-27-2024, 11:23 AM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
Clearly, blankets make shitty parachutes...
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03-27-2024, 12:48 PM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
Was that a fucking cape?!? Maybe she saw the Bat Signal in the early morning sky
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03-27-2024, 05:39 PM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
Grandma, while you are up there patching the roof, can you adjust the TV antenna too? Also, the stove needs more coal, and my car tires need to be rotated. What are you doing after lunch?  Thanks, Grammy!! You're the BEST!! |
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03-27-2024, 06:01 PM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
The young, the old, 3 feet, 30 feet, gravity doesn't discriminate.
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03-27-2024, 06:27 PM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
she was just as stable as those house bricks and roof tiles  |
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03-27-2024, 07:46 PM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
She was obviously having trouble starting her magic carpet and it let her down. (Hard).
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03-27-2024, 11:34 PM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
I learn so many valuable life lessons on DR.  |
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03-28-2024, 01:00 AM
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Re: Elderly Lady, Not Aware Of Her Surroundings, Falls From Roof
Just feed her a little turkey, shift her broken bones around and she’ll be fine.
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