[GODREKR]

[kbt3168]

It’s 2:00am….He should report the car stolen in the morning…

[Caf002]

Or the driver could be an idiot…..

[William May]

I can't tell you how often this has happened to ME!



Fortunately it was someone else's car.

[Mr.NoCredit]

Originally Posted by kbt3168 ↗

It’s 2:00am….He should report the car stolen in the morning…

I’ve totally done that. I got a ticket late one night after the bars closed and we went to the all night diner. Cop was cool and didn’t arrest me for drunk driving even though clearly I was.
When I got home after eating I parked the car around the corner and reported it stolen. The dispatcher woman said, “You know, this car’s had a citation this evening.” I said, “Nope. *hic I don’t know anything about it.” The cops showed up at my house, the dispatcher, the cop that wrote me the ticket and one other officer. It was priceless. There’s a whole story about what took place while they were there and it’s a bit crazy but in the end they all left telling me “Go to bed and sleep it off.”

I don’t drink anymore.

*(Laramie, Wyoming 1985)

[kellyhound]

that's one way to get out

A driver destroys Farm Burger's side patio after taking a wrong turn down pedestrian stairway.

[William May]

He wasn't drunk. He just got done cruising the airport drop-off lanes and they were empty, so now he's just wandering aimlessly.


Probably looking for anyone with a roller suitcase, trundling along.

[durt]

Parkour car or park our car

downstairs

[Xploit Machine]

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