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06-16-2024, 09:59 AM
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Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
Le Huu Trac National Burn Hospital (Hanoi) reported that medical alcohol burn cases hospitalized were all caused by grilled squid. These accidents occur year-round, but are most common in the summer.
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06-16-2024, 01:36 PM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
 That sure was a wicked trajectory.  Like it was aimed directly at her.  |
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06-16-2024, 04:20 PM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
yeah that shit beelined for that baby....... SATAN HATH RETURNED! /s in all seriousness hope she is aight
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06-16-2024, 05:38 PM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
Take it as a warning, squid aren’t jiving this getting grilled shit anymore.  |
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06-17-2024, 12:25 AM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
Squid: "You fuckers grill me, and the little bitch gets it!"  |
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06-17-2024, 12:28 AM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
It's rather like the traditional 4th of July grilling in the U.S. Except they cook squid, they use medicinal alcohol as fuel, and they frequently burn their children. Also, they have no fucking clue what they are doing. But other than those things.............. |
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06-18-2024, 05:25 PM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
Napalm effect. Hopefully she recovered without scarring.
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06-20-2024, 12:03 AM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
She'll be perfectly fine! Of course, she STILL won't be able to drive for shit. |
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06-20-2024, 04:32 AM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
Lets pick her up and run, the breeze will fan the flames.
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06-22-2024, 12:31 AM
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Re: Dad Squirts Alcohol on Grilled Squid, Accidentally Sets His Baby Girl on Fire
Sound loop inspired by that scene.
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