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06-18-2026, 10:45 AM
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Chain-reaction Crash on Highway Between Truck, Tractor and SUV
India. A speeding truck lost control and rammed a loaded tractor moving ahead of it. The force of the impact caused the truck to veer sharply, jump over the highway median and enter the opposite lane of traffic. Once in the oncoming lane, the out-of-control truck crashed head-on into an approaching SUV. While all 3 vehicles sustained catastrophic damage and were completely ruined, the drivers escaped with non-life-threatening injuries and were hospitalized for treatment. The Police has officially registered a case and launched a full investigation into the truck driver's alleged negligence. |
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06-18-2026, 11:17 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:123 Now look what you made me do. Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 13,223 13,223Posts 19,846Thanked 6,312Quoted 46Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Chain-reaction Crash on Highway Between Truck, Tractor and SUV
They all escaped with non-life-threatening injuries.. but they were penis injuries.
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06-18-2026, 01:03 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:368 I own a penis, only moderately happy with its size though Join Date: Nov 2021 Posts: 3,308 3,308Posts 5,055Thanked 1,730Quoted 4Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Chain-reaction Crash on Highway Between Truck, Tractor and SUV
Not wanting to sound like a dick, but that is a "two-pennis" joke.
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06-19-2026, 10:59 AM
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Re: Chain-reaction Crash on Highway Between Truck, Tractor and SUV
Lack of paying attention and going too fast in the process. Bet he was watching videos on his phone.  |
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06-20-2026, 11:38 AM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,214 17,214Posts 44,992Thanked 4,711Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Chain-reaction Crash on Highway Between Truck, Tractor and SUV
Unbelievably, he was watching "Crash Videos" on DR! What are the odds?!?!?!  |
