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02-17-2026, 10:45 AM
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Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
India. A young man suffered serious injuries after biting into his cell-phone in a technical store.  By applying pressure with his teeth, he pierced the casing, causing a chemical reaction and an immediate explosion in his face. The victim was hospitalized with severe burns. |
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02-17-2026, 12:11 PM
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Re: Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
He literally threw it at the guy standing behind the counter.   Amazing the level of intelligence in some people. |
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02-17-2026, 12:20 PM
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Re: Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
Once again, we see that Indians and electricity do not go together well.
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02-17-2026, 01:23 PM
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Re: Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
OMG, that is FUCKING funny. Too bad it wasn't fatal (except perhaps re: getting a date in the future). I know some phones are called 'candy bar' type, but...
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02-19-2026, 10:56 PM
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Re: Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
Luckily, he DIDN'T bite the rail coupler on a locomotive. That could have been a disaster for several HUNDRED people. And that INCLUDES the people that then fell into a river, or were hit by cars!  |
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02-19-2026, 10:59 PM
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Re: Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
They can start calling them "Candy Bar Surprise phones" Or, more accurately: "Candy Ball Sulplies Phones" |
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02-19-2026, 11:02 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,214 17,214Posts 44,993Thanked 4,711Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Cell-phone Explodes when Guy is Biting on It
Don't worry, we knew EXACTLY what you meant!! Actually, I guess that what I MEANT to say, should be "Exacurry". |
