[GODREKR]

On January 7, in St. Petersburg, the driver of a Subaru Forester car failed to drive, moved off the road, broke through the embankment fence and fell on the ice of the Fontanka River. The driver was sober and hardly injured.

[durt]

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On January 7, in St. Petersburg, the driver of a Subaru Forester car failed to drive, moved off the road, broke through the embankment fence and fell on the ice of the Fontanka River. The driver was drunk as a skunk and totally fucked up.

i had to fix that

[William May]

Originally Posted by durt ↗

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On January 7, in St. Petersburg, the driver of a Subaru Forester car failed to drive, moved off the road, broke through the embankment fence and fell on the ice of the Fontanka River. The driver was drunk as a skunk and totally fucked up.

i had to fix that

Much more likely!