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04-08-2024, 04:53 PM
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Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
Brazil, A car and a motorcycle collided this Sunday afternoon (7), in the Aviário neighborhood, in the capital of Acre. The accident was filmed by a security camera and shows motorcyclist Massimo H. r.d.S, 27, flying over the car and falling several meters from the vehicle. According to the statement, the driver of the motorcycle possibly did not pay attention to the movement of the car and ended up colliding head-on.  The breathalyzer test, carried out to identify alcohol intake, was carried out on the driver of the car with a negative result. According to Bptrans, a breathalyzer test was not carried out on the motorcyclist due to the man's health status. The motorcycle driver received medical attention and, according to the Mobile Emergency Care Service (Samu) team, he had abrasions on his body and a possible fracture on his left arm. At the emergency room in Rio Branco, the medical team on duty informed that the driver was in serious condition, possibly with a fractured arm and that he would be intubated due to his state of health. Massimo is lucid and on Monday morning (8) he would undergo surgery on his arm in addition to a surgical procedure on the pelvis to remove fluid from the lung. |
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04-08-2024, 05:41 PM
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Re: Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
Flying like an idiot, then actually flying.
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04-08-2024, 07:31 PM
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Re: Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
Think that motorcyclist may have been exceeding the posted/"Reasonable and Prudent" speed for that roadway by just a touch.
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04-08-2024, 11:49 PM
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Re: Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
Just a tad. (Which, if I remember correctly, is 500000mph...)
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04-09-2024, 09:47 AM
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Re: Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
He's in pretty sad shape if his lung is located in his pelvis now...
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04-09-2024, 07:29 PM
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Re: Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
He probably has to shove a toothbrush up his ass to clean his teeth.
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04-10-2024, 01:32 AM
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Re: Biker Makes a Tumbling Flight After Crashing with a Car
Q: What was the last thing that went through his mind? A: His asshole. |
