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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

These are my favorite types accidents. Love the industrial deaths.
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

Stupid ass, you turned off the wrong drum.
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

Wow - didn't see that coming. What an usual way to die in a factory in a third-world developing country with big spinny things and a general disregard for life and limb while clearing a mechanism.
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

what could possibly go wrong
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

He became 1 with the machine.
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

what could possibly go wrong
Absolutely nothing at all! His employers were happy to report that there was no damage to any machine elements. They DID have to scrap $1.08 in fabric that had blood on it.
But that will come out of his final paycheck.

The company also added this vid to their initial training, which was created by the same people who wrote the "Berenstein Bears" series of children's books.

"Now you know what you MUST NOT DO!
So let that be a lesson to you!"
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"Now you know what you MUST NOT DO!
So let that be a lesson to you!"
Hey! That rhymes!
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

I wish workplace accidents had it's own category. They are my favorite
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Re: Being An Idiot Sucked Into Machine

Stupid ass, you turned off the wrong drum.
It's how they roll.


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