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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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06-04-2026, 12:52 PM
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80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
🇷🇺 Yekaterinburg, Russia: 80-year-old woman falls from a 6th-floor balcony while washing windows landing on a Hyundai.
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06-04-2026, 01:09 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
Woopsie daisie  |
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06-04-2026, 01:34 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
She seems alright  |
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06-04-2026, 01:42 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
She’ll be fine. The walk back up to the sixth floor to finish cleaning the windows will be tough though, not gonna lie
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06-04-2026, 02:08 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off. Stop being lazy and get back to work. Kids today, am I right?
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06-04-2026, 03:53 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
For an 80 year old she took the fall quite well. I understand the car roof cushioned her fall, but it's still quite the feat IMO. |
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06-04-2026, 05:58 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
a military survival manual said land on a car instead of pavement if you have to jump from a building. The babushka is apparently conscious and flailing around after a six story fall, I am impressed. Maybe a younger person with expert medical care would survive.
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06-04-2026, 07:08 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
What a fucking annoying way to die
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06-04-2026, 07:30 PM
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
Her spinal cord appears to be intact. Do we know if she lived or died?
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#10
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06-04-2026, 10:45 PM
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 Untermensch Poster Rank:1230 Male Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 515 515Posts 1,327Thanked 266Quoted 9Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 80 Year Old Russian Woman Falls from the Sixth Floor While Washing Windows.
I can't believe she was moving after that. At 80 our bones are like graham crackers |
