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#31
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01-11-2023, 07:17 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Sound transcript for missing audio: "I'm going in to feds the byear nawoo. Hm, what eez et that I forgyot to do? Oh, eeyes, lock the gyate...AAAAAAIIIEEEE!" CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
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#32
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01-11-2023, 07:20 PM
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| My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:836 Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 919 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 289 Post(s)
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
I encountered a mouse in my garage and screamed like a 10 year old girl.
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#33
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01-11-2023, 07:58 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
I have no sympathy for anyone involved in caging wild animals.
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#35
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01-11-2023, 10:18 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2247 Female Join Date: Jun 2022 Posts: 208 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 126 Post(s)
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
where the hell is the gun...shoot it
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#36
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01-12-2023, 09:39 AM
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 Shark attack enthusiast Poster Rank:95 Join Date: Mar 2022 Posts: 16,791 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 10718 Post(s)
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Serves him right for keeping a bear in such horrible conditions Hope the bear was ok |
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#37
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01-12-2023, 10:41 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Poor bear being cooped up like that, zoos are shit!
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01-12-2023, 04:59 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,480 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6090 Post(s)
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Aw, the gate was bearly open.
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Did I just read? 
