[justjux2]

Ew. Women have sex with you? I can’t imagine what kind of women would attract a man who thinks like this. You must lie about being a decent person or something.

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

She was the center of the Universe, of course she assumed the instructor was addressing her.

I disagree about her being attractive, she is swarthy with probably more kinky black pubic and body hairs than a Turk, and liver colored vagina lips (yuck).

Do you think her family will want to view the slow motion video? I doubt we will ever see it, but then again, I didn't think we would see the Italian cable car video (Thank you God!)

Probably too stupid to realize she was fucked until the ground was 20 feet away.

[AnonymWarDoll]

Sounds like a good Idea She had a much better Life than I by a Billion Times.

[LuckiiDevil21]

I don't think she's that pretty...

[SpaniardPrince]

Originally Posted by Simone ↗

Haha! That's nothing compared to my embarrassing moment when I realised I had a fear of heights.

Many years ago, when I was in my mid-20s, I was a labourer for a couple of years, converting a barn in France into living quarters. I'd been fine for ages, climbing up onto things + whatnot, but about a year into it, I got 3 (yes, three!) rungs up a ladder + froze. I was too scared to move, either up or down + then started crying! I was stuck on the ladder for a short while + felt like a right tit, haha!

Age suspicions confirmed.

[SimoneFlen']

Originally Posted by SpaniardPrince ↗

Age suspicions confirmed.

You're fast becoming one of my many stalkers on here.

[philovan]

That's called the Big Whoopsie!

[pilot108]

Woman moment

[AceGoober]

Alcohol had to play a part. Had to.

[Skott]

That jump wasn’t accidental. She meant that shit.

[alphawolf15]

I used to hate tik tok but now, not so much