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06-02-2021, 04:47 PM
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Young Security Guard Found Hanged in the Gym
A youth was found hanging inside the premises of a gym under mysterious circumstances in India on Tuesday. The deceased has been identified as R. N. He was working as a security guard in the gym. His family members alleged that he was killed. Though the exact reason behind the death is yet to be ascertained. The police have recovered the body and have started a probe into the matter. |
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06-02-2021, 05:12 PM
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Re: Young Security Guard Found Hanged in the Gym
I don’t understand how they think it was murder.  Just LOOK at the guy! He’s built, nobody’s gonna be hanging this guy without his permission, or a lot of injury and blood... I demand an autopsy!!! |
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06-02-2021, 05:43 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Young Security Guard Found Hanged in the Gym
Brilliant find, Mister! Ah, the typical Indian 'tradition' of claiming that an obvious suicide was murder.
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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06-02-2021, 10:48 PM
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Re: Young Security Guard Found Hanged in the Gym
Tuesdays are arm and back.
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06-03-2021, 02:55 AM
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Re: Young Security Guard Found Hanged in the Gym
Exactly, we need William May from the Columbia School of Forensics and plumbing to weigh in. He'll get to the bottom of this!!!  |
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06-03-2021, 02:22 PM
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Re: Young Security Guard Found Hanged in the Gym
Thanks for the invite, Bryn! After carefully examining the picture for at least 3 seconds, I deduce that he choked on a marshmallow. The next part of the investigation needs to focus on finding the cup with the hot chocolate in it! |
