[Cyclon]

Too young. Sad. Slow and painful death.

[John Doenut]

I was expecting to see the whole fucking ceiling come down.

[chris557]

On a serious tip, suicide is no way to go. Tomorrow is another day, full of possibilities. He could have just gotten a Big Mac, masturbated and then fall asleep watching Forensic Files. Tomorrow could have been his big day. Sad as hell.

[banklimit]

Interesting. It takes on 10 seconds for him to loose conscience.

[Menalipa]

If I did that, I would die from the roof of my house falling on my head

[coohm]

Some said hanging can faint out instantly if the knot behind head fit an appropriate angle which may also bend the vertebrate arteries which supplie blood to cerebrum. The same article said there were cases which the person pretended to hang themselves but turn out to be fatal by that arteries compressing holy knot.

[Qberth]

He probably had a second though about it but it was too late. The rope knows no mercy.

[NUUDLZ]

He hung himself because of all the traffic noise

[Buckafuffalo]

Who ever installed that ceiling fan did a bang up job.

[mornzie]

I'd hang myself too if I had to put up with that constant racket outside.