[RestInPepperoni]

i kept reading had someone stepped ON him he would be alive

[bigdaddyrocks]

Lets say someone stepped up to help him, what could they have done?

[bigdaddyrocks]

Besides put out what little fire was left

[shelbster]

You can hear the agony in this poor Mf's voice, I'd slip a percocet in his mouth and then start taking a vid lol

[Ghost]

crispy bombay duck

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

Translation -

Cameraman: "Rajneesh, what the fuck are you doin' out here, dude?"

Crispy Rajneesh: "Aaagh! Nothin' much, Jibjab, just layin' out making some char angels. Check this out. *flaps arms* "

Jibjab: "That's pretty cool, Rajneesh. But why'd you have to burn your dick too?"

Crispy Rajneesh: "Dude, all the cool kids are doing it. It's 2018, dude, #BurntDicksOutForHarambe."

Jibjab: "Did you just throw out a hashtag in the middle of your own agonizing death?"

Crispy Rajneesh: "Lol you know it, fam. #YOLO lol."

[Icybluegrrl]

Shhh...He’s making skin angels

[docfr8]

Wondering what the gardener did to get the full service treatment

[Nitemare]

May all their (the cell phone camera folk) slow agonizing deaths be recorded by a crowd of able-bodied spectators.

[midwestguy]

He was toast. He wouldn't have survived regardless. Were the bystanders supposed to pee on him?