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oh Omar, such a kidder...Omar?
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oh Omar, such a kidder...Omar?
I just wrote a story in the Safe Space about HSO saving me from being beaten to death with bags of Mayonnaise only just hours ago.
Now! Tell my ear's asses who for Pringles sake Omar is?
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I just wrote a story in the Safe Space about HSO saving me from being beaten to death with bags of Mayonnaise only just hours ago.
Now! Tell my ear's asses who for Pringles sake Omar is?
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Wow! It was kinda like "Story time with Uncle Akmed" with a bonus surprise ending!

I love story time!
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That guy looks like "Mr. Whipple" from the old commercials.
Maybe he converted......
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An Kurdish Iraqi judge from the province of Dohuk in on Tuesday took his own life live on Facebook.

Dohuk provincial police issued a brief statement yesterday morning explaining that Judge Subhi Abdullah from the Akre region died of his wounds in a hospital.

Kurdish media sites reported that the judge has been living alone in the mountains in Dohuk to protest Kurdistan’s referendum held in 2017. He used a gun to shoot himself in the chest.

The Kurdistan24 TV channel said a banner appeared behind the judge during the incident which read “unity, reform, independence”.

Iraq has some of the highest suicide rates in the Middle East.


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Hackman Demon sounds like he's in trouble
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I skipped ahead to relieve my ears so I didn't pay attention that he'd turned the rifle around.. I really thought the recoil slammed his chest and fatally damaged his heart, lol... nine comments in and no one had ridiculed it or even mentioned it so I knew I'd fucked up... wish he'd gone in and shot up the office/cave first, though..
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