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08-12-2018, 06:23 PM
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Re: Wtf
Ok great....they caught the guy. He will not be dealt with according to his crime. Obviously the correct punishment would be straightforward. First hog tie him. Then set him atop a fire ant mound for starters. Then when he is good and puffed up from the venom, sandpaper all of the wounds and to make sure they don't get infected....douse them with alcohol. Next sit him in a chair and invite all of your buddies over to extinguish cigars on him while they drink ice cold beer. When he gets bored with that, everyone gets an Exacto Knife and gets one puncture per turn.....vital organs are off limits. When the wound count gets to 1000....put a rubber band around his scrotum, cut them off so he cant infect the rest of the world and parade him through town with balls for earrings....then push the bastard off a cliff. Not too harsh...but effective.
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