[Spiffyfable]

Wow... Got Him Good

I wonder what became of the heavy equipment operator?

[azblue81]

Probably an accident.

[anitec19]

When your boss doesn’t give you time off.

[reinhard]

10/10 for accuracy.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

That's was one of my biggest fears as a young child, large earth moving equipment. That and the vampire on the daytime soap opera "Dark Shadows". As a 4 to 5 year old I wouldn't go near construction sites or our black and white television at 3 in the afternoon. This was around 1970, so I don't think the movie "Killdozer" had been made yet, I was just afraid of excavators, bulldozers and the like. It was the peak years for traffic fatalities in the USA, pre-seat belts, and as we drove around in our 1966 metallic green Chevy Malibu wagon, we saw a few doozies. Real dead people on the highway and burned people on the nightly Vietnam War news didn't scare me much, just excavators and daytime soap vampires...

I hear ya!
As a 5 y.o. kid I fantasized some of those old, rusted, creepy looking steel behemots becoming alive and running people over.
Also the decrepit 40's and 50's cars, the likes of 1953 Roadmaster, with rusty grills and with headlamps that looked like they had an angry face.
As a kid I never got to see them in their prime and until my adultdhood I realized how beautiful those cars really were, but back then they looked eerie too me.

[EvilBread]

Probably deserved it

[jackson]

Hey boss you like pancakes

[mothmon]

God, how I love when the chinese go postal and put the fear of Hoe into others!

[headenj11]

I feel like even the Cartels would dap this dude up. They'd probblably kill for some heavy equipment to punish some fools with. Ive seen some shit on here.. but that was pretty brutal. Hydrolic pressure from straight steel

[angrybill]

I have had bosses that I would have liked to tie them inside that bucket and bash it to the ground a few times. All for the purpose of getting their attention...of course.