[kellyhound]

this morning.

[Necrotic Bowel]

I like how the truck drivers always manage to stop the vehicle directly on top of the victim. Every time. Do they do this on purpose, I wonder? Like a lion standing over its prey to protect it from scavengers.

[Juujigun]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

I like how the truck drivers always manage to stop the vehicle directly on top of the victim. Every time. Do they do this on purpose, I wonder? Like a lion standing over its prey to protect it from scavengers.

Option 1 - You get run over once and the truck stops directly over you.

Option 2 - You get run over once, then a second time when the truck continues forward.

Option 3 - You get run over once, then a second time when the truck backs up.

I'll take option 1. I'm crazy like that.

[mr_feelgood]

My favorite part is where the victim wishes the cement mixer turned the other way

[rhubarb_king]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

I like how the truck drivers always manage to stop the vehicle directly on top of the victim. Every time. Do they do this on purpose, I wonder? Like a lion standing over its prey to protect it from scavengers.

What can I say? Other than: "carpe diem"

[TheCruxofBag]

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[Mr.NoCredit]

Our good friend “Blind Spot”.

[philovan]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

Our good friend “Blind Spot”.

Yeah, my poor old dog. Cataracts.

[docfr8]

She got Hong Ha'd

[rhubarb_king]

Moped rider about to be "mopped up".