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05-18-2017, 09:50 AM
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Re: Woman Killed After Motorcycle Hit a Mitsubishi pick-up Truck
Crash helmet and protective gear might have helped, the human skull a crash helmet does not make.
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05-18-2017, 11:10 PM
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Re: Woman Killed After Motorcycle Hit a Mitsubishi pick-up Truck
LOL! Superhero's aren't what they used to be.
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05-21-2017, 12:13 PM
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Re: Woman Killed After Motorcycle Hit a Mitsubishi pick-up Truck
I couldnt find a typical story so I made one up... This morning in the land of Gabantingomapan a lady and her friend driver were on Framasema Road headed east when all of a sudden the angel of Wasabi swept down and murdered her face. The woman identified as Damanabaytinkerhymerschmidt was pronounced dead at the scene. Her boyfriend and also brother was diagnosed with a fracture to his upper epidydimis and scratches to his dermal fortitude. Police are investigating the incident and are confident the cause of the accident were Karma and masturbatory overtones. An official statement has been released at the Dremadorfus City hospital condemning Russia for hacking into reality and causing the woman victim to die faster than usual. A report of the brother was taken in great detail and since has found another girlfriend already. |