I'll never forget the day my high-school biology teacher talked about the physiology behind that. He was like "haven't you boys ever wondered why it's so difficult to pee while hard?" We all looked at each other and solemnly nodded and then after a few seconds of complete silence we all bursted out laughing because the shit seemed scripted.
Sad. Definitely someone very young. Pretty bold to dumb a body in that condition behind a cafe. Crazy to think these sadistic sickos walk among us and we don’t even realize it