1) Never wait for taxis, hook, wear your hair down or up near, or linger in any way outside of suspicious caves.
2) Never shave, buy food for, or clothing, or give any other human paraphernalia to cave people.
No matter how friendly they may seem!
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Moral of the Story:
One thing that alot of women don't get; When you look the hooker part you might as well play the part, especially to wondering wandering cave men.