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07-06-2019, 08:39 AM
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Re: What Do Watermarkers & Marshmallows Have In Common?
Do you mean once the pile has been uncoiled, and after you personally, with your bare fingers, have laid it out into a long straight log, and have placed it right next to one of the other long shit strips you've created, that it would look like just one shit strip? Seamless like that? Like when Indiana Jones has to to cross the invisible bridge? Like that? I can't imagine that I would like your job very much. I honestly can't believe someone actually pays you to not understand humor while playing with my shit. All this time, what I've assumed was this giant network of stinking winding pipes called "sewage" has been nothing more than my toilet's bottom just opening up like an attic ladder into your cupped hands--like you were some hungry child extra on the set of an Indiana Jones movie. You're gross! And you type like your parents have AIDS too. |
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03-10-2021, 09:20 AM
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Re: What Do Watermarkers & Marshmallows Have In Common?
Here's a fun fact: When Australopithecus Africanus was first uncovered by anthropologists, it had a fossilized tire around it's neck. First thought to be a geological artifact, groundbreaking PET scans revealed that it is in fact an evolutionary trait still seen in most of Africa today. The more you know... |