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#11
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07-27-2020, 04:18 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:484 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,161 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 517 Post(s)
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
The truck is his mother, didn’t you it give birth to him  |
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#12
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07-27-2020, 04:41 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:155 WHOSYOURDADDY Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 10,173 Mentioned: 47 Post(s) Quoted: 5443 Post(s)
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
I tried, guys, but I couldn't find a single piece of back story on this event, let alone accomplish any digging on his whole "some dude killed my parents thing". Apparently this happened near Lake Havasu City AZ, if anyone else wants to try and dig something up. |
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#14
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07-27-2020, 09:56 AM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2407 Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 187 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 49 Post(s)
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
I’m betting he killed his parents and tried to kill himself in a wreck but failed so he tried to slit his throat but once again failed
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#15
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07-27-2020, 10:05 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1099 Male Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 596 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 134 Post(s)
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
This guy’s life has been a complete failure. He can’t even kill himself properly!
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#16
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07-27-2020, 10:41 AM
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
Yeah, dude. Two failed suicide attempts in one day. Almost makes you want to commit suicide.
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#17
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07-27-2020, 04:58 PM
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
That dude knows how to fucking PARTY!
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#18
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07-27-2020, 05:21 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,136 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23339 Post(s)
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
I want to do cocaine and tequila shots with him while doing 180mph down Interstate 10 on the wrong side of the road.  |
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#19
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07-27-2020, 05:33 PM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:257 I pee standing up Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 5,461 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 2318 Post(s)
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
I would have kicked the fucking tard in the head. Concussion now, live later.....
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#20
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07-27-2020, 05:45 PM
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Re: Well This Accident Escalated
Where did he think he was running off to? 3rd suicide attempt, lost in the desert? Hopefully third times a charm  |
