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"vended food contains all the nutrients for survival"

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I hope he hadn’t paid already
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Dude just wanted a Twix FFS
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Have you ever seen a fat person drinking coke?
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Diet coke*
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Too focused on getting that last bag of Doritos...
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I hate to see food wasted.
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At least he died doing what he loved.
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Dude literally just put in the last digit for his drink too. You can see the platform start to move up to grab and then bring him his nice cold beverage.
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Zero situation awareness. ALWAYS keep your head on a swivel or get murdered.
Ain't that the truth, I finally had to give up cigarettes, books, soda, cell phoning, shopping, skiing, par court, driving, riding, skating, sledding, flying, swimming, boating, rocketeering, base jumping, editing, recording and erasing and gluing and taping, all on account of how sick I was getting of always getting murdered all the time. Thank god for my risky nudes side hustle or I don't think I'd'a made it
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