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Torn in 2, foot and arm off,bad times
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Me too so I rewrote the lyrics to Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy Ain't got no drugs don't have no booze, I get into fights and I always lose and I worry, Cause life's crappy, I worry life's crappy, Every time I wander downtown, I get punched in the face and I fall to the ground and I worry, That life's crappy, I worry life's crappy........... then you whistle with a mouthful of crackers and cry yourself to sleep!
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The title delivered as promised!!!!

Awesome.

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That is the best TITLE ever!!!
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Chicken butt.
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My titles are pretty alright at making me laugh at least, but I often have issues breaching that elusive accuracy and sensical barrier. Nice work.
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At least the some of the chickens survived
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At least the some of the chickens survived
For now. Be Sunday lunch soon enough....


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