[nerd]

I back hit a ho once.

*misread*

[CousinVinny]

After the first 9 tries at his pulse in his mangled neck. Just let it go and wait for the emts

[fred5079]

well that sucks

[PAT RANDOLPH]

He could have had what they call, 'Injuries Incompatible With life." In Texas they call it that sometimes. Skull cap and most of brains are on the passengers' side floorboard. That kind of thing...

[docfr8]

When homeboy was checking that pulse, he might as well have obstructed his airway with his semi-choke hold pulse check technique