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Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

Just another day in a Brazilian favela, dude singing a happy song while smacking someone in the face with a blunt machete.
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

A man happy in his work, obviously
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

Fucking CRIKEY! I sincerely hope he never woke from that, at any stage!
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

Sounds like he has fucking daddy issues
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

killing some time, literally.
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

Dude looked like he was shot first then cleaved and definitely not responsive to painful stimuli
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

Yeah.id say he is a tad bit angry at that dude for something.
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

That was a Brazilian infomercial for their version of the slapchop.

Wait until you see the one for the shamwow.
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

That was a Brazilian infomercial for their version of the slapchop.

Wait until you see the one for the shamwow.
no, wait till you see the My Pillow one
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Re: Unconscious Brazilian Takes a Machete to the Face - POV

Machete mambo
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