[Trunkzdbz]

They took the maximum discount on that Uber ride.

[CousinVinny]

It took longer for them to figure out how to drive than to close a door

[soyadude]

Whats the point of stealing a car when they cant close the doors properly or drive?

[fred5079]

ahh brazil the City of Brotherly Love

[WhiskeyOutpost]

Electric chair was invented for this

[Yoloman]

Brazilian Uber app: "Please rate your driver: 1,2,3,4,5 ... "

Hit the lowest, and the app pops up an instruction: "please shoot your driver so we don't have to fire him"!

Special tip: run over his arm a couple of times, then run over his leg, back and forth.

Keystone comes to mind, when I watch these idiots ...

[Yoloman]

Originally Posted by minka1 ↗

Unbelievable, this poor guy. Fucking hell. I’m sure he would have let them take his fucking car, and to let him leave alive.
They hardly thought this thru. They all have their fingerprints all over the outside and inside of that car, as well as on the victims body, with all that frantic rushing that didn’t help them get out of there any quicker.
Which is a good thing, plenty of evidence to prove all of them were involved. No need to wonder if one of them was just there at the wrong time with their shit for shitty friends.
I drove Lyft for like 3 or 4 months. It was a tough job, believe it or not. But never once did I feel like I had potential sketchy sobs in my vehicle and that I might get clobbered upside my head for our beautiful truck.
Just a shame people just trying to work in this world and offering services to help people travel and this is what they are repaid with. Unbelievable. I hope they catch these assholes. Clearly are not suitable to live anywhere but in prison.

Live in prison? I am a liberal Demo from California, and I would vote to just shoot all of them. Is there any redeeming any of them? No. This was cold blooded murder. Not like a family argument that blew up, or two guys at the bar drunk. Just shoot these guys and put them out of their miserable lives. I hope Biden wins!

[Spiffyfable]

I hope they catch em

[nerd]

The good news is, the self-driving car continued on its way and all the passengers made it on time.

[RUTHIE7]

FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!