[kellyhound]

Two civil police officers died after an accident yesterday in Brazil. A third officer is in serious condition. The dead cops were identified as K. C. C, 42, and M.G.M.A, 31. They were assigned to the 13th Regional Office of the Interior Police. Both were approved four years ago.

There are still no details on how the accident occurred, but the police car had its rear axle and front wheel torn off on impact. The entire Civil Police is absolutely dismayed at this moment. The loss of such young colleagues, with a promising future in the police force, and in such a tragic way, leaves the entire institution in mourning.

In addition to the police, at least four men, who, according to the Independent Highway Police Company, would be arrested, were injured and were taken to the Emergency Care Unit.

[docfr8]

Uh free weapons

[Mr.NoCredit]

First dibs on the rifle. They won’t need it any more…

[William May]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

First dibs on the rifle. They won’t need it any more…

Yeah! And no sense in leaving them laying around where some criminal can find them!

[William May]

Based on my extensive training at the Colombian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing, I deduce that some prankster hooked a chain to their rear axle, like the scenario in "American Graffitti", and when the officers pulled out of the burger place, they sped too quickly, and this chaos ensued. Probably some miscreant or ne'er do well will pay a heavy penalty when they are apprehended, as I am sure they will be, sometime in the next 20 years or so, if not sooner!

[Mr.NoCredit]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Yeah! And no sense in leaving them laying around where some criminal can find them!

Exactly!!!

[noob1974]

9/10 for where the spare wheel ended up.

[HYPRTCKR]

~ I would say this was the mechanic's or mechanics' fault, whoever all worked on it last. A rush job I would say.
~ The officers were probably also speeding, right after switching vehicles, loading up the four arrestees, & right after the mechanical rush job.
~ Both the front wheel & the rear axle must have not been properly secured, 'torque wrench not applied', because the rear axle along with the front tire fell off first, which caused the front end to swerve & make the whole vehicle catapult on it's front end, flipping & spinning, then landing upside down.
~ The officers were traveling in the front seat.
They must not have had their seatbelts secured, which is why they got thrown & strewn about the road.
With one of them almost landing inside the other's ass.
I don't think they would have survived even if they had.
~ In addition, the description mentions that there were four other men in the police vehicle who were apprehended, got injured but survived, so they must have been traveling in back.
~ The tire landed on the officer's body after it bounced off the vehicle as it flipped.
He was the one with the rifle pointed at the back seat with the arrestees being monitored.

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Based on my extensive training at the Colombian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing, I deduce that some prankster hooked a chain to their rear axle, like the scenario in "American Graffitti", and when the officers pulled out of the burger place, they sped too quickly, and this chaos ensued. Probably some miscreant or ne'er do well will pay a heavy penalty when they are apprehended, as I am sure they will be, sometime in the next 20 years or so, if not sooner!

Damn, you figured it all out with the logical training deduction analysis that only the Columbia School of Forensic Science and Plumbing teach. That's like Yale or Harvard only further south. I'm impressed.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Brynjar ↗

Damn, you figured it all out with the logical training deduction analysis that only the Columbia School of Forensic Science and Plumbing teach. That's like Yale or Harvard only further south. I'm impressed.

Yeah, well, I don't want to brag or anything, but everyone who attended had a lot of good brain skills, if you know what I mean. Many of our students could walk and talk, and almost everyone had at LEAST one eye.
Our school was frequently compared to Yale Oxtimikron Semi-University, Harvard Huatemo Polytech, and the renowned "Pendejo School of Trucking and Architecture". We were rated as one of the top 4200 schools in Central America. Or 5200. Somewhere in there, anyway.


Also, I saw the movie "American Graffiti", and it looked like something from that movie, so I figured if it was the same, it was probably about the same.

That's how I started my career as a profiler.