Yeah, well, I don't want to brag or anything, but everyone who attended had a lot of good brain skills, if you know what I mean. Many of our students could walk and talk, and almost everyone had at LEAST one eye.
Our school was frequently compared to Yale Oxtimikron Semi-University, Harvard Huatemo Polytech, and the renowned "Pendejo School of Trucking and Architecture". We were rated as one of the top 4200 schools in Central America. Or 5200. Somewhere in there, anyway.
Also, I saw the movie "American Graffiti", and it looked like something from that movie, so I figured if it was the same, it was probably about the same.
That's how I started my career as a profiler.
Can't blame you for bragging about such nice Academic credentials, I'm green with envy!