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12-12-2019, 04:47 PM
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Re: Twist & Shout - Shouted First
I stand, corrected. Actually, I don't stand at all - because as W May pointed out …… ? The Toe bones disconnected from the foot bone, the foot bones disconnected from the heel bone With my half wit, and your half wit - we comprise a full wit William !  |
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12-12-2019, 05:08 PM
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Sorry, BP, but my name was Slow Wit. My BROTHER's name was Half Wit. It was my sister who was Nit Wit. My cousin's name was Dim Wit. but...…...Bob's my uncle. |
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12-12-2019, 05:57 PM
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Thankyou for the correction, and the honor of your family tree has thusly been restored ……. We had a family who lived across the road from the Wits. They were known as the Schitt family. For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. |
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12-15-2019, 09:24 PM
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This is what happens when you twist too hard on your chair when you try to crack your back. |
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12-15-2019, 09:39 PM
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There's this wonderful short cut, I think they call it "cut & paste" ....... which is probably how you spend a couple of hours a day passing time on the short yellow bus you ride ........ but then again, do they let 'your kind' handle sharp implements ?? |
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