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12-29-2022, 08:15 AM
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Re: Turns Out Lying on the Middle of the Road is a Horrible Idea
Pretty sure his skull has been numb his whole life
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12-29-2022, 09:13 PM
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Re: Turns Out Lying on the Middle of the Road is a Horrible Idea
 The driver was aware of a problem and slowed until it passed. All must be well!
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12-30-2022, 07:00 AM
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Re: Turns Out Lying on the Middle of the Road is a Horrible Idea
Come on bro you can't tell me he didn't see dude down there
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01-04-2023, 05:26 AM
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Re: Turns Out Lying on the Middle of the Road is a Horrible Idea
Watching videos of drunks getting themselves sent off to oblivion always lifts my spirits when I'm feeling a lil down  I think it started with a PSA commercial I saw as a kid where a drunk walking home from a party turns a corner and crashes into a huge plate of glass. The narrator says, "Harry had quite a time at the party last night. Too bad he got smashed."  |
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01-04-2023, 03:10 PM
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Re: Turns Out Lying on the Middle of the Road is a Horrible Idea
Thats Like The Best, The Term Dead Drunk is Pretty Good Here. The Funny Part is That The Drivers Play It Very Safe in A Wide Sweeping Middle of The Road Turn but Don't Bother To Care To Watch The Street In Front Of Their Car. Also You See A Woman Passenger in The Car Wearing A Black Short Skirt, Daaamit She Didn't Even Flinch..."Step On It Babe....Were Runnin Late"...Sweet Girl  |
