Turns Out Lying on the Middle of the Road is a Horrible Idea

TheCruxofBag · #1 12-27-2022, 01:06 AM

Suchitoto, El Salvador.

A tragic incident occurred on Saturday night, when a man was run over by a vehicle.

People who witnessed the incident say that they tried to help him, but unfortunately the blows he suffered were serious and the man lost his life almost immediately.

The fatal victim of this accident has been identified as N.A.R., 37 years old.

jennyt · #2 12-27-2022, 01:24 AM

I like the inquisitive pooch that looks like a phantom

docfr8 · #3 12-27-2022, 01:29 AM

Dude in the car probably didn't see him and thought he was good till he felt the speed bumps

if the driver saw the victim and just rode on then he is a douche

LadyNightmare · #4 12-27-2022, 01:39 AM

It looks like the little dog is a ghost dog!! Poor guy! He was just trying to work off a drunk so he can get back to it!! I still think that dog is a ghost!!

bliss · #5 12-27-2022, 01:41 AM

Dog was trying to get dinner ASAP

icehole · #6 12-27-2022, 04:12 AM

speed BUMP

Mr.NoCredit · #7 12-27-2022, 05:34 AM

I didn’t see anything tragic happen… it looked a bit more like taking out the trash…

Killgaad · #8 12-27-2022, 05:44 AM

The dog was the only one who tried to help the unfortunate, rolling streetman.

However, after an expert glance and somewhat cursory examination of the body—the dog came to the conclusion that there was little it could do to help, as the streetman appeared to be mute and unresponsive.

Ecreacher · #9 12-27-2022, 07:26 AM

It would have been kind of funny if the next car also did the same slow roll by. Only person to check on him was in fact a dog. Lol motor bike guy was just like "let's see where this goes."

rhubarb_king · #10 12-27-2022, 09:52 AM

If he was drunk (which seems likely), hopefully it helped to numb the pain.

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