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09-08-2020, 05:58 PM
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Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
S.E., aged 42, who came to look for a house to rent in a luxury residence in Bahçelievler, Istanbul, died as a result of the glass falling from the 15th floor of the building. The man died on the spot.
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#2
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09-08-2020, 06:03 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,197
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Bloody fuck, you couldn't make this shit up. Poor bloke, bloody hell! 
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09-08-2020, 06:16 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:2734 male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 151 151Posts 468Thanked 43Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
That was some real Final Destination stuff.
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09-08-2020, 06:21 PM
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Beat me to the Final Destination Tblom... If he would have left 2 seconds earlier or 2 seconds later, this wouldn’t of happened. But I guess you could say that about every experience everyone has, good or bad... |
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09-08-2020, 06:53 PM
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
the female was a foot away from him and didn't even flinch.  |
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09-08-2020, 07:41 PM
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Bitch ran off  |
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09-08-2020, 09:36 PM
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Realtor: I hope this doesn’t change your mind about buying the house.
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09-08-2020, 09:50 PM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:46 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 32,577
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Goddammit KC, I came in here expecting to see Turkey Man! With that absurd lower jaw that guy could have been your stunt double, if you had ever done anything fun, exciting, or worth recording. The real tragedy here is that it wasn't you in his place. Be sorry and guilty for our loss NOW! Also...  |
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09-08-2020, 10:15 PM
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Yeah you better blur the blood waterfalling down the stairs editor, the strike on the head was gruesome too
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09-08-2020, 11:35 PM
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Re: Turkey: Man Killed By Falling Window Pane
Dude had a fucking simian jaw line. Surprised he didn't just snap that pane of glass up in his giant teeth and spit it out.
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