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Turd On A Wire*

*Firstly, a quick preemptive apology for the tasteless title of this post. I very literally could not resist.

A young boy (in some place) died being electrocuted deck side at his home, I think. Personally, it looks like some kind of botched frisbee retrieval expedition. This child apparently turning himself into the ON switch of a circuit between the power line and his patio's aluminum railing.
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04-04-2018, 10:14 PM
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Re: Turd On A Wire*

He's just looking at the pretty birds flying overhead.
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04-04-2018, 10:58 PM
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Re: Turd On A Wire*

Everyone here is just chilling like it's no big deal, OMG people perhaps the kid has a chance, get him down or at least attempt something please x
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Re: Turd On A Wire*

I read enough of FatTubbaShit’s posts to know some here don’t think turds are tasteless. I’m pretty sure I remember him saying they taste like chicken.
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Re: Turd On A Wire*

turd on a wire lol... was funny because it was meaningless but after you talk about it and apologize it no longer is... you killed it but now its funny again. funnier and funnier
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That's a kid, and you're an asshole.
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04-05-2018, 01:27 AM
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Re: Turd On A Wire*

Rough way to go. Lot of flies in the air too in that vid.
They'll have a field day...
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turd on a wire lol... was funny because it was meaningless but after you talk about it and apologize it no longer is... you killed it but now its funny again. funnier and funnier
I'm just playing around a little. Not too many people, but a few here really hate my post titles, descriptions as well. I've decided to start using an asterisk system in a highly sarcastic revolt disguised as an attempt accommodate those, let's just say, humorously challenged* members, who so often take issue with my posts. I should actually say "some members", though. After all, some complaints have been very reasonable, and even beyond validated. We must all keep in mind that just a few days ago I posted footage of a cane-sickle murder as an attack by a goat killing monster from folklore, and the scourge of all little latin nightmares. This all just seems like the least complicated way for me to express my refusal to account for my nocturnal behavior. While, of course, remaining within my amusement's realistic peripheries.
*Or, challenged...humorously! You see how it works?
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Re: Turd On A Wire*

I read enough of FatTubbaShit’s posts to know some here don’t think turds are tasteless. I’m pretty sure I remember him saying they taste like chicken.
Too funny! Too true!
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Much ado about nothing.


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